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Top 6 Reasons to Stay Single
Valentine’s Day is once again upon us – the day couples around the world celebrate the massacre of seven unholy men in a Chicago garage. It’s also the day when single people start to miss not having...
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Top 10 Reasons Sharks are Better Than Popes
With their amazingly acute senses, this would not be a problem for sharks. In case you’re wondering why that white cassock went up for sale recently on Roman Craigslist, we have news for you: the...
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Top 6 Lessons the WWE can Teach the WWF
We’re still baffled when we hear announcements like, “Leonardo DiCaprio has signed on to tour internationally with the WWF.” He’s too old to be one of those agile wrestlers who jump around a lot and...
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Top Playing Hooky Movies
Pretending to be sick is a rite of passage. It has gotten exams deferred and given goldbrickers a chance to shirk office duties which would otherwise have them wearing protective sunglasses to lessen...
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Top 10 Reasons You Should Not Link To This Post
1. Does not confirm or play to your long held and well cultivated biases. 2. No nostalgic references to shows or films from your childhood that you grew fond of before developing the critical faculties...
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Terrible Police Sketches
One of the unsung perks of committing a felony in front of a witness is that you don’t have to shell out 10 bucks to have some guy who dropped out of art school sketch your likeness. The police will do...
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Top 8 Urinal Etiquette Tips
Urinals exist because pub owners were fed up having perfectly good ceramic ruined by drunk guys who couldn’t wait for a stall. In theory, they could be convenient for the vast majority of men who pee...
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Top 10 Ways to Improve Canada
Many consider Canada the best country on Earth and we’re talking about outside authorities not the jingoistic reflex of someone who has never stepped foot anywhere else. Canadians enjoy a good quality...
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6 Weird Prison Hotels
Rodney Dangerfield joked that he stayed in hotels so cheap they’d steal his towels. When it comes to crime, it’s not something most want associated with hotels, or motor lodges (hotels whose rooms one...
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10 Predictions for the Year 2074
Isaac Asimov is one of the best known science-fiction writers in history, taking a place of pride alongside Philip K. Dick and whoever else Amazon recommends when you go to purchase one of those books....
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